twirlingavengers:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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monicallouise:

Long live the king.

PAYBACK’S A BITCH JOFFERY!!!!

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veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

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vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said “if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it..” and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4”

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fandom-monster:

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aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

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jetrocketskates:

"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.

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